"I always do this. I always want to play the hard mode and never play the hard mode." - Markiplier, man who has tricked himself into believing that he doesn't already ALWAYS choose the hard mode.

Hi mark I just wanted to suggest that you should play hitman and make a vid of you playing it

I saw this game long time ago, awesome that your able to play it.

Thief simulator turned to Vandalism

Mark is turning into a classic Arin Hanson, choosing the hardest difficulty, jumping into it with no knowledge whatsoever, and then getting frustrated/confused when things go awry.

mark should play modded skyrim on here'

Please more, omg

Uhhhh

please make a full series of this simulator....

Please for the love of God do VR Bartender Simulator next!

Hey mark you’ve done this already w a heist with markiplier haha

Lixian's been the best thing to happen to Mark's channel since Mark.

Mark needs to play through the entirety of this game tbh

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You should play this one more, there's more neighborhoods, there's stuff like security measures, and there's an ending that you'll hate!

there is a bank mission aka a hist with markiplier

31:17 scared me

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imagine: You're on a heist, to steal the most precious gem on the earth. You have a sidekick, who is very intelligent, and can be a bit goofy sometimes named Mark. You get in there, and he starts stealing things out of vases, etc. You ask him, "What are you doing, we need the gem, not that vase!" He responds, "sHhHh, I'm StEaLinG tHinGs."

cryme time. do big crimes!

Lixian Makes me crack every time

pffffffffffffffff XD

That "accent" sounds like the voice actor is TRYING to do a "New York" or maybe "Boston" accent, but they have never actually been to either place so they keep slipping between the two and their actual accent

Mark: Almost too easy that is like a thing he says once a video

Lixian's editing is hilarious in this!!!!! Omfg

I love the editor

STAN....THE....THE WATERMAN?

STAN the THIEVING MAN

16:58

21:03 B is for B*tch

Mark: Cuz I know how to steal things~ No I don't. My head: What happened to a heist with Markiplier.

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how does his sound gate not eliminate the noise?

Y e s

the stan. the stand. i- i’m gonna cry. PLZ COME BACK STANIEL. GO HOOK UP W JIMITHY THEN TRY AND SELL KIKI SOME WATER. MAKE SURE YOU COMPLEMENT EMMAS/SCARLETS BOOTS

Shhh be very very quiet I’m hunting a bunny rwabbit

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32:33 As soon as that happened extremely loud thunder hit outside my house lol

I am failure man..

Ofc the kiss has to be from Lixian cuz he's baby 😂

Man, if only I could afford to go to Non-Being-Thieved school, I'd learn so much

Great video

I would appreciate it if you do Turkish subtitles because my English is not very good but I love Mark

Classic markiplier

I like how the lockpick upgrade changes the minigame from Fallout/Skyrim lockpicking to Oblivion Lockpicking.

I’ve seen this game before played by spiers

I feel like he’s played this game before or is that just me?

This is a jimmy simulator in his early days of his uh... night job

I haven't watched in a couple months, and I'm very pleased to have come back to this. The RP was really well done, going from a thief fighting his moral compass to a really cocky robber who loves his job. This is a nice game to absentmindedly chill to

Mark : "I know how to steal things!" Me : *flash backs of AHWM* Yeah... maybe...

“I signed up to be a thief, not an asshole.” -Markiplier 2021

16:38 THAT'S NOT A LOCKPICK THATS A FUCKING SCREWDRIVER

Please keep this going

What blooper of A Heist With Markiplier is this?

The game has a VR Version too!

Mark: Whispering Me: 😳 Remembering the worlds quietest let’s play

Mark would be a horrible thief, he's too loud, he's uncoordinated, and too prone to hurting himself.

do it like you done heist with markiplier

If there isn’t a character in heist 2 named Vinny who’s accent changes every 2 seconds I’m going to be very disappointed.

The neighbor back at it again! It's like the neighbor knows when Mark is playing a game where he need to be silent.

STAAANN

unus annus UNUS ANNUS

I'm sure someone else has said this by now but he got caught because there was likely someone around who saw him. In hard mode, there's no map, which shows people around outside and their fields of view.

Technically playing a hard difficulty on your first playthrough isn't a challenge because its the first way you're gonna end up playing it.

PLEASE PLAY THIS IN VR!

I hope he makes a series on this

Mark: "Because I know how to steal th-things.... no I don't!" **points to camera** Good save, Mark. I'm sure your FBI agent didn't notice.

My favorite part was where they stole the lock picking minigames from Bethesda games. The lock picking minigames that were considered by most to be annoying.

I love how he keeps picking the most obvious way in/out of the house and being surprised when he nearly gets caught.

s e r i e s

Mark: *Robs the Powell’s* Me: *Is happy because he said my last name* 🥲

"Mark, the thermal drill go get it"

Wait.. is this a heist with markiplier 2?? 😱😱

25:25

Please play more of this Mark, even though you're probably (no, DEFINITELY) not going to see this.

This game is 2 years old it’s really good considering it’s finished now

Mark: how do I get out? Where do I leave? Me, who has the game: you need the mINI MAP

When he screamed when the person in the game started screaming 😂

"Thief simulator" Me: "you've already stolen my heart..."

welcome to robery with markiplier

we need MORE

Play more man

Not mark using the same face as he did for the emergency meeting thumbnail

I would swear I've seen him play this before. Am I crazy?

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Dag siden

yep

14:14 guys...you know what time it is 👁👄👁

Stan???????

snake snake snaaaaaaakeeeeee

Why does he enjoy this so much

We need more stan gtaV RP

didnt you already do this in that choose your own adventure thing

stan the water man

MARKIPLIER IS A TEA but seriously eat pineapple pizza it will change your life

next do the VR mode

5:59 Stan the water man! Is that you?! 😯 Where's friendly Jimmy at?

He’s gonna use his “Heist with Markiplier” techniques 🤣🤣🤣

*turns on hard mode* WHY IS THERE NO HUD???

Easy lockpicking: Skyrim Normal lockpicking: Oblivion

He be bonking windows and fence like jelly.

3:30 I love this. Did he come up with that on the spot? Dang o.o