*Me and my coworkers always joke about putting some "floor flavor" in the wings.* The floor has _HEAVY_ flavor...

Every dish has a little bit of ✨floor✨

11:22 That ain’t Gordon Ramsay that’s Rordon Gamsay

I'm sHoUTING AAAAAAAAAAAAA

I really like how he pronounces the word "borscht"

Please fucking continue this omg

unus annus UNUS ANNUS

Salt: Too much Salt: Not enough o_________O

That’s soup is a blank canvas, MARK ! You can put crotons, mini grilled cheese

FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT HE PLACED PORK CHOP IN THE SALMON STEAK ORDER, NOT THAT IT TASTED LIKE PORK CHOP BECAUSE HE DIDN'T CLEAN THE PAN LOL

The unbiased bamboo multivariately wail because pot substantially handle alongside a healthy salmon. abortive, vagabond boot

15:48😂😂😂😂

15:19 wow perfect

13:17 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Markiplier almost lits his kitchen on fire throwing a firecracker

23:47 You may not know, but by order of the king, use of magic has been outlawed. Under penalty of instant death!

Hi random person who reading this follows their dreams, My dream is to be a successful NOlocalr! Hope you have a good day. :3

Awww but I want to see the inspection 😂

When life gives you lemons, just drop them on the floor, put them on a plate, and serve them. Because lemons taste better with a hint of floor seasoning on them.

FUCK I WANT MORE!!!!!!!!!

I laughed so hard every time you dropped something! Please do more! 👍🏼👍🏼😂😂

Legends say there are more Objects in the Kitchen you can use to help you cook.

More pls

I'm shouting cause I want more of this !!!!!

"Shout real loud if you want more" You underestimate my power

Why did at first time I read name of video as "smok!ng simulator"?

*Opening windows* I WANT MOOOOOOORE

*shout*

wtf is this game, borscht is meant to be eaten cold, that's the whole point of it

I want to play this, but watching u play it makes up for me not being able to, so I want more of this

*SHOUTS* "More Cooking Simulator!!" I'm really enjoying this, and the simulator games in general! This and Streamer Life Simulator are for sure my favorites though. LOL

Yeah, it's fine, it's just a floor lemon.

"It's supposed to taste like that. It's part of the experience." That's what I told my partners...

"The soup that I carry gives life and its ingredients are the spice that varies it." - Deep Plate

These videos are hilarious, but I'm disappointed with the lack of "lilbitofolivol" jokes...

I AM SHOUTING

Imma just say F for his shirt...

part 3

if not for @DUMPSGURU where would I be? he saved me from these fake niggas selling dumps, I appreciate you man

I love the little music

AHHHHHHH!

You should make more

10:09 20:39 *MARK ISN'T HUMAN, HES JESUS*

would be great if this game supports multiplayer, so wade and bob can join

Can we see more of this pls

MORE

MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE WANT MORE MARK!!!!!!

Cant wait for part 3 😊

MORE!!!! ... was that loud enough?

More more more more more more :D

*opens window* "MORE MORE!!!"

YESSS

It will be done when that’s done - Markiplier 2021

These vidoes are like therapy for me.

Pls sandboxmode

PLEASEEEE KEEP PLAYING! So damn funny dude

more pls ty

House kitchen??? I dont have five ovens mark

XDDDD pls do more cooking simulator

He's a man who own FAAAIVE OOOVENS!!

OH YES DEAR MARKIPIER! Give us the goods, which are these cooking episodes.

*MOAR!!!!!*

I got a feeling this game would be better if it was in VR and Easier-

please make more this shit is hilarious😂

I am new to channel

PLEASSSSEEE PLAY MORE THIS IS SOOO GOOD😂😂😂

Mark: I will murder- ooooooo The person named oooooooo: O-O

"this is garbage you are garbage that is garbage i'm going back" (i wanna be MONKE)

the woman- tomorrow we are getting inspected Mark-no Me- Y E S

Borscht is one of my favorite soups... now I want some. Damn. 😶

It's a sneak peek of hiest with markiplier2 at the start 👀

I wish real life restaurants had a timer telling chefs when they need to have our food ready by.

Please do a series of this, it’s too hilarious 😂 PLEASEEEEEE

Again

Come on down to Markiplier's Restaurant! Where the food lands on the floor half the time, but you'll still give it 5 stars anyway because Markiplier cooked it.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He said shout sooo.... MARK I WANT MORE I DEMAND IT GIVE ME MORE COOKING CONTENT

More Borsht please

Shouting

I for one want more

"Is this a restaurant?" The customers: 👁️👄👁️

play more

"I could buy unbreakable plates .....naaah I won't need that" *later* AAAAA

*MORE!!!*

Do more of this

Shouting out my window right now. Moreeeee. Ty

has anyone noticed the shirt that mark is wearing.. it looks familiar

Please play more!!

Did he and Amy break up?

Mark: "I'm cooking in 2021" Also Mark: "Keep calm and cook on"

It's the person who invented the handshake for the International Chefs of the World, the jerry-rigger of the food kind, Mr. 5-ovens himself, the host of "Markiplier Makes", ladies and gentlemen give it up for Chef Iplier!!!

WE WANT MORE!!!

MOAR.

ACTOR??????

"Its just a floor lemon." Me. I'm a floor lemon

in mark's restaurant, he will keep breaking plates with extra floor flavor until he becomes a famous chef

Me when I got a A+ 10:01

*SHOUTING*

Only cuz you asked: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!